Well written article, great read, but the best part BY FAR was the use of the word “troglodyte” by Jim Thome (why did not just say “caveman?”)

Bonds used a maple bat? Or maple syrup? And by maple syrup of course I mean steroids.

Freaking kyke’s and their small sample sizes. 

You must have forgotten how awesome he was at pitching before injury.

Maybe he’ll finally listen to me and stop doing those stupid things the way he’s trying to tackle, and tackle the way I tell him to tackle, and he won’t get hurt.

Like he cares about helping people avoid excessive force. Hell, I saw 3 G’s just reading his name.

So your argument is that because Brady is good at one thing he gets to be a dick while doing something completely different?  That manages to make no logical sense whatsoever, but is also completely in line with America 2018. Good job you.

Comment + username check out.  Although I never thought of McCain as a deli sandwich.

I think his cell phone was either broken or lost some time ago

“I mean, everybody knows it’s well-documented”

Revolvoution’s sockpuppeting game needs some work

Brady only communicates on an old school landline, believing that a cellular telephone with disrupt his thetan energy or something

It’s the second time in a month Brady has walked out when Guerrero’s name comes up, so if he thinks shutting down interviews are going to stop the media from asking about Guerrero, he must not be drinking enough TB12 Electrolytes.

It seems impractical to learn this routine, but I promise you that this is exactly how Shawn Bradley gets kicked in the face someday. It will be mean and completely undeserved...but damn if it won’t look cool as hell.

Oh sweet lower case jesus, the death penalty for ohio state, penn state, michigan and the other 50 some odd programs where the fucking waste of time state college football coach is the highest paid state employee? Into the veins pump it.

Unlike the Browns OL Coach, I can see you’re a huge fan of stretching.

or the VC’s funding it haven’t demanded the athletic generate a profit.  

How do you feel about their actual performance as beat writers? Isn’t that what actually matters? If they do a good job covering their specific team or sport, why do you care what color they are or how old they are? You aren’t looking at pictures of them; you’re just reading the words they write.

You might remember Gabrielle Union from the banana boat, which is now in Jimmy Butler’s pocket.

Ryerson may suck at boxing out and rebounding, but they sure as heckfire remember you!