But he wouldn't be pitching; he's suspended for five starts that happen to come consecutively.

The fuck? Tons of people hated Paul fucking O’Neill for being such a red-ass.

The man plays with Blake Bortles, so he knows trash when he sees it. 

I mean, there have still only been 81 more hits than strikeouts.

I see they’ve reanimated Conway to battle Omarosa.

Strange: usually the Jets only brawl with the Sharks.

Getting old sucks

Landry is like the new guy in the POW camp. His spirits are high and he thinks if he motivates his fellow prisoners, that they can overcome their oppressors. The men who have been imprisoned the longest have seen this before, they’ve seen that it will only end in failure and it’s taken the souls of stronger men than…

Yeah, he could put into practice his modern ideas like practicing. It would be revolutionary. 

Wow, multiple cycles at the exact same time!  It’s like a sorority house.

What are you talking about? Mark McGwire and Jose Canseco have done a cycle in the same game multiple times.

I turned down seats to a Bills playoff game so I could earn some cash babysitting. I thought it was a great decision, considering it wasn’t going to be televised, and the Oilers were up 35-3 at the start of the third quarter.

Yes, the Warriors in 2010 were interested in Dwight Howard.

“But would a dynasty so meticulously built on its cohesive team culture really seriously consider bringing in an oversized child with a history of ego problems?”

Probably misspelled Golden Tate in his contacts. Could happen to anyone.

Dwight Howard is so toxic that one of the league’s most difficult personalities coming off an Achilles tear was somehow still the safer choice.

I believe him. It’s kind of like this girl who’s really interested in me but I just don’t want to date right now. She’s a model. You guys wouldn’t know her though, she lives in Canada.

this is basically what Billy Martin did to Mickey Mantle, just faster

José did quite a number on my liver, too. Then I discovered Patrón.

Subtract Palmiero and A-Rod on principle alone and that list is insanely impressive.