He’s gonna regret this one day as he’s sailing off into the horizon, where the earth ends.

“Any pizza is a personal-sized pizza if you put your mind to it.”

“he has been a huge part of our program.”

Binge Eating Disorder advances to the Final Four of First World Problems!

“Excuse me, these seats are too hard. Would you mind showing us to some more Kampf-ortable seating?”

I keep telling myself that I’ve never felt sharper.

+1 SStar

I wonder if the fan went to an usher to complain that he could Nazi the game very well.

Because iron sharpens iron, as one man sharpens another.

Still can’t believe they let him go. I figured he had another 7-9 seasons left in him.

You just wanted to remind everyone of Kelly Gruber’s majestic mullet, didn’t you...

“What happened was we were a yard away from winning another Super Bowl.”

This is hilarious. Does Price even know who Eck is? Eck gave up one of the most famous HR’s in history. I’m pretty sure he knows how hard the game is.

Sure, Eckersley doesn’t know how rough it is on pitchers today. David Price has completed 16 of his 259 career starts, and Eckersley completed 17.

My favorite part about this whole meltdown is, if all the dominoes seem to fall where they seem to be falling, that JR Smith could be the focal point of this franchise in less than one calendar year.

If you believe Scaramucci—you shouldn’t—Trump has thrown a perfect spiral through a tire.

To be fair to Scaramucci, the first word that comes to mind when I think of the Trump administration is also “spiraling”.

Don’t you dare bring Clipboard Jesus into this you monster.

That Clipboard Jesus, though