When will we as a society start saying “fuck off?” Seriously.

It’s sad that these guys go down, instinctually, instead of punching the other guy in the face. I mean, if you bite me, I’m gonna fuck you up, right?

The dive after Altidore gets up and nudges him is what makes it art.

Put this kid’s house in west Compton AND THEN you have a hit tv show!

The only thing worse is Internet Commenters who get so riled up about a single paragraph describing a douchebag, that they have to physically get up from the computer and walk around to cool off.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

It literally reads like something from Idiocracy

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

And then he dabbed.

Thanks to Beavis and Butt-Head, I’ve never been able to read a Titleist logo without pronouncing it “Tit-Le-Ist” in my head, so I have no need for the parody merchandise.

If you want a lewd golf hat, act sooner rather than later.

Jesse Reasoner is actually a teammate of The Progressive Liberal, fighting foes like Roger Ignorance and Peter Cognitivebiases with rational thinking and solid logic. He is currently winless.

In some parts of Michigan, this would be the feather-weight class.

I bet you’re fun at parties.

— Reusable headline for the 2017-18 season

“Thank you for purchasing a ticket for tonight’s Sixers game! Would you like to contribute $1 to the Joel Embiid Truth & Justice Fund?”

Other people who have said “Fuck Lavar Ball” without a fine:
1) The entire NBA AND NFL as a player
2) Anyone commenting to friends when Ball is seen entering a room
3) A woman (possibly to herself) on at least three separate occasions
4) Lavar Ball, late at night in moments of deep self reflection
5) The pope

“I think most people have been wanting to say that ... I’m glad I said it.”

Not many people know this but KatyPerrysBootyHole is actually Tim Kurkjian

I’m fucking dying that that correction is real life. Who says journalism is dead?