He better be earning 20% or the idea that money doesn’t matter to him runs counter to a few percentage point gain from a tax loophole. He pretty much burns money for show, so why do his taxes like a pale cubicle dwelling actuary?

IRS late payment penalty is .5% per month which ends up being 6% per year. There’s also late payment interest that’s currently 4.22% APR. Floyd better be earning well over 10% on these investments to be shorting the IRS.

Man, could you imagine how many games he’d miss in a 162 game season?

Anyone who saw Jeter’s range at shortstop already knew he had alligator arms.

Finally a Gray dong on Deadspin that doesn’t involve Ben Roethlisberger.

Three straight articles about regular-season baseball. Fuck July.

“For any knowledgable baseball fan, that’s basically irrelevant and easy to ignore, but for newcomers to the game, it can raise concerns. Last year, during Game 7 of an instantly legendary World Series, the triple-K was displayed, and people somewhat understandably moaned.”

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

Guys, Ainge isn’t saving up those assets to make a trade. Acquiring assets IS HIS GOAL. Unless somebody offers him a Durant/Curry/LeBron/Kawhi/Davis level player he’s not going to part with his precious assets.

Maybe. I think this new era of “the Celtics are fairly good but not title contenders and have the assets to supposedly get a lot better, though based on what’s on the board, probably not enough better to be title contenders” has blunted my emotions about the team’s moves and non-moves. Like, it’s all fine. I don’t…

Plus, what the fuck is Ainge waiting on? First Butler, now George. Two deals he could’ve easily trumped with a fraction of his assets.

I dunno. Walk-off catcher interference might top it.

Ahem, there is only one weirdest way to get a walk off win: the walk off balk.

Looking only at the provided GIFs, kind of feel like most the blame should be put on the first baseman. He could’ve easily left the bag to make that catch and still had plenty of time to touch the base before the runner (who was barely halfway to the base when the throw arrived) got there. Instead he tried to keep his…

I’m going to highlight truth here and call this a walk off error, as Revere advanced to third on the strikeout and home on the error.

This doesn’t even crack the top 100 this year for inappropriate things tweeted by a crazy rich guy in the middle of the night.

Yeah, I’m totally focused on what’s underneath her, too!

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