Hooverballs come in two styles, “His” and “Hernias”.

The Spurs go from up 25 on the Warriors hydra to getting swept without Kawhi. Without Lebron, the Cavs,by the data, go from a Finals team—to the Lakers. Russ on the other hand, hunts stats and stunts his team’s and the other players actual development and growth so when the real season starts, they’re hopeless. …

Lebron is really the MVP every year.

Counterpoint: Nick Saban is the Devil and we all want him to go away and calm the fuck down for two seconds.

This is one of my biggest issues. Domino effect. Now we are likely forced to give a ridiculous contract to a guy who statistically might deserve it (at least in the regular season), but in reality, has serious limitations on his ability to carry a team.

Nobody knows, but it’s always worth pointing out that the first player picked isn’t always the best player in the draft.

“And anyway, when you have the chance to lock an injured, 5'6" point guard who can’t defend anyone and who’s pushing 30 into a five year, $200 million contract, you have to take it.”

If your only chance of scoring is hitting the catcher so hard he drops the ball it probably isn’t a clean baseball play

You didn’t say otherwise except in the title, but that gif shows an arrow-straight 4-seam fastball, not a cutter.

Zack Hample gets denied even getting blue balls. This is not surprising.

Zack is getting dunked on in the replies, and he’s resorted to snitching

I don’t want to enable a criminal but your can usually find someone who’s willing to take a breathalyzer for you, especially for money. If you read this, Michael Floyd, it’s in Craigslist. Search “Blow Jobs.”

I think he means it’s crazy that there’s so much shit hitting various fans that this isn’t the #1 story.

What kind of world are we living in that would make this like the 8th top news story right now?

“It’s Hockey. Everyone has it coming.” should be the NHL’s new slogan.

Again, as a squirts, peewee, and bantam referee, I have had to break up scrums among 10-year-old kids and not because they are imitating the pros, but because hockey is a game of constant aggravation, tiny whacks (meant or not) to the exact spot where there’s no padding, fantastic amounts of trash talk, and just the…

Sidney, you’re doing it wrong!

We can all learn from Pitino’s mistakes.

You could tell it was fake because Jay-Z is laughing in the presence of Kevin Hart

Next you’re going to tell me all those beautiful Instagram women of my dreams aren’t peacefully hiking in Antelope Canyon dressed to the 9s.