Yeah, so I haven’t been watching the Finals because my hate for the Penguins is unwavering...but I just watched that clip from Game 1. Um, how in the hell did they did they conclusively determine that was offsides?!?

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

I’ll never forget the time Jody Watley got inside Greg Kite’s head in the ‘86 Finals. I mean at the time she hadn’t reached solo star status, but had some leftover fame from Shalamar.

I don’t care about KD. I don’t care about Rihanna. Jeff Van Gundy, though? That man is a goddamn delight.

Piss off DJT Jr..... I completed the Murph in 3 minutes and 15 seconds

Working out in preparation for that difficult chair climb in the next family photo.

This family keeps finding new ways to get people to hate them. You gotta respect that.

Howie Rose, Voice of Reason.

Del Potro approaches his opponent tenderly. Grasping his hand, he leans down and whispers an encouraging word in Almagros’ ear:

“Just be happy we’re not horses.”

-Why is he crying?

Next time I break down in tears, my only wish is for someone to come stand over me with an umbrella.

Unfortunately, this will only be the second most devastating withdrawal from Paris today.

Juan Martin del Potro is now questionable for his next round match due to a sprain in his consoling wrist.

“...but at the same time I had a broken ankle. I won a championship with you and you don’t even really call me. I’ve got to beg you to call me. My agent has to beg you to call me ... My ankle was broke. My ankle was broke. And they’re shooting me up, shooting me up, shooting me up every day to play. My ankle was…

With a goal and a fight last night, Malkin was only a rigging of a US presidential election away from the Vladimir Putin Hat Trick.

This pic looks like the greatest Coke ad EVER.

The Mets official spoke on condition of anonymity because the statement from the organization was the team’s only authorized comment.

Take this star as a token of my appreciation, you beautiful bastard.

“Well then, have I got a girl for you. ...Oh wait, you said pitches.”

I can’t help but wonder how Lavar Ball might be seen differently if he were white and his kids played a sport in which they were less visible, like say, baseball. Would he be perceived in a more favorable light by the mostly white press that questions his character at every turn?