Lebron James

Silver gave them a shot...to the testicles.

It’s hard for me to feel too bad for a man worth $125 million (more or less) who’s been forced into retirement at the age of 37.

If there’s a god, this means that the Mets’ Brief Ryan Howard Experiment is just starting...

it’s clear that he just doesn’t have the juice.

- Long title drought recently ended.

Good for him. The prize money is going to come in handy; the man is a walking pre-existing condition.

And the glass.

“Hey everybody!! We’re all gonna get laid!!!”

Every crown needs a scepter.

I wonder how black locker room dildos feel about playing in Boston.

A true six tool guy.

Callate Cabron!

Boy, that ended up going in a different direction than it started in.

I believe in the clubhouse they call that a fungo dick.

I suppose, before the first trial, would be just too insensitive...

Nonsense. The best thing Aaron Hernandez ever did was the last thing he ever did.

The quotes served to indicate that I am not going to put an asterisk on the fact that he killed himself and we should somehow be okay with this. It doesn’t matter what he did to get where he was, ANY time someone decides their only option is suicide is a tragedy. Full stop.

Shhhhhhh, just stop.

counterpoint: FUCK AARON HERNANDEZ, he’s a murderer.