you never wanna be the anchor leg in THAT event.

Wade—first time/long time. Do you shower in the morning before work, or at night before bed? I’ll hang up and listen.

Make free throws and you get to play in the 4th quarter.

Rarely do you see such an overwhelming physical presence paired with such a juvenile, petty, and ineffectual emotional one. He would make a great inspiration for one of those ‘kid gets morphed into an adult due to magic/quirk/time travel/horrific accident’ movies if he was just a bit/infinitely more pleasant.

I wish Shakespeare were alive, just to see Philly boo him.

Philadelphia Drowned Out By Booze

It’s hard to gin up too much sympathy for the people who buy this stuff. There is plentiful, freely available information showing that Gwyneth and her ilk are completely full of shit. If you’re still falling for it, that’s on you. It’s like joining Scientology and being shocked that it’s a scam.

“three strikeouts for the night. In all, he only allowed three baserunners over the course of nine innings, and he took only 97 pitches to do it.”

How long have you been sitting on this Barry? And how hard has it been to not run it until now?

That’s more enthusiasm than Cutler showed about anything at any point in his career.

Actually, Belt has very good base running speed once he hits stride. Puig’s throw was as impressive as it looks.

They should tweak the lottery system so the 8-seeds get into the lottery and have better odds than all but the worst three teams.

Think they’re good now? Just wait til next year when they have CHris Paul, Paul George, george Karl and Karl Malone.

When you put like 13 clips in a row it makes it super easy to jump to the next article and have no idea why the hell people are pissed off about esports when we should be talking about how Curry is a swish master.

I like how somehow the Thunder being up when Russ is on the court and then hemorrhaging points when he sits for a couple minutes confirms that Harden is the MVP when those comebacks often happen with Harden on the bench as well. Harden’s supporting cast is so much better than Russ’s and if that’s not obvious to you…

“So much for the green jackets.”

Also, sun is hot.  

Damn, how old are you, 145?

My vets knew how to drive a damn wagon. My vets didn’t go all herky jerky on the brakes.

He must have broke the thumb hitching a ride on Jimmy Butler’s wagon.