That’s Pulitzer Prize-worthy commentary right there.

That was beautiful. I hope the American attempting to speak a Latin person’s English was the secondary target of the pun. Cause you nailed that to the wall as well.

I remember a story about Clemens beaning a guy in the head in the minors because of a hard slide that injured his middle infielder during his time at Texas. Also a few years apart I would guess.

Well, he did wish you “Good Night”. So there’s that....

Preds won because they skate the ass off of every opponent. These guys are furious non-stop embodiment of the hockey concept of keep your skates moving. I swear they never stop going at max speed.

Warriors are about to learn if they can win at hand to hand combat basketball. Run and gun, shoot the lights out, no contact basketball will result in a GS sweep and the Cavs know it.

This is Deadspin.

The CEO of Snickers is on Line 1 for you.

Would he have signed a “kicked testicles whiteboard”?

Churros and Victoria’s Secret for everyone!

Unlikely, this assault was against a male and sexual assault does not appear to have been involved.

The fight went something like hit, miss, hit, miss, hit, miss, miss...

If that’s the guy, the girl scares me even more.

Loki. No doubt about it, that’s Loki. Damn trickster.

Philadelphia, where when you go low, we’ll show you what low really fucking looks like. Always.

We hold these truths to be self-evident.

In literary circles, this style is called Stream of Unconsciousness.

I think the aforementioned “terrorist activities” were in Bowling Green, KY.

I do believe he has a strong desire to play with or against his own son and will therefore stretch his career as long as possible. Laugh if you will, but I think he views that outcome as both realistic and as a history-maker.

Yoenis Cespedes.. the first major leaguer to enter Concussion Protocol from his own jewelry.