I starred, so I hesitate to nitpick, but would “And None” have been better?

Bingo. Tedgey is an educated man. The power element was introduced by others wanting to add that piece to the equation.

When you have to star the previous guy because the subsequent guy was “That Guy”.

They raised money for their travel expenses.....

Was scrolling just for this comment. I mean, how in the world do you not change that name? Furthermore, why has that never been used in porn??

True story along those lines:

There’s no excuse for Bluing a 7 point lead with 2:30 to go in the game.

Michael’s the Don now. If you have any questions take them to Michael.

I usually opt for the narrow landing strip. Full triangle is too 1970's for my taste.

Would she like to run in 2020?

Elvis has found Deadspin/Skillet.

Naturally you chose a European born player who grew up playing soccer.

...and then some...

Very nice work son. You can call it a day.

Ok, so, Coach and wife, birds of a feather. I get that.

Yes, replay showed him clearly under the tag.

This is simply baseball evolution. Mr. Kazmir is transitioning to the inevitable role of “crafty lefty”.

Never really got the whole “Resisting arrest” thing. Can any of the brilliant Deadspinners list the great outcomes that came from resisting arrest? And no, civil disobedience on matters of social justice don’t count.

I think we know why she’s your Ex now. Amish....

So around 4,000 toradol in a span of one season for the Colts.