That actually sounds pretty good! Sort of a south-of-the-border Lawry's Seasoned Salt.

I was going to say, "why the hell don't you post this under those comments?", but then I figured you are probably like me and don't click on sponsored posts on principle.

Please. My brother and I regularly ate ketchup and butter sandwiches.

Don't put it off! It's a great film.

I got 15, which seems like way more than the number of tickets I've bought in that time period. Ticketmaster is both weird and shady. Several times I've gotten subscriptions to Rolling Stone that I didn't sign up for that apparently are connected to buying tickets through them.

It says they're good for "general admission" tickets, whatever that means. Only lawn or festival seating?

Hey now, don't be hating on Arnel. He's got great energy and and his voice is dead-on. Plus, I saw that clip last year of Perry doing a surprise set somewhere, and trust me, "without Steve Perry" is likely the best version of Journey you're going to get these days.

See my "fat Schmidt" comment above.

Nope, that's fat Schmidt from New Girl.

No problem! I have an Akai GX-747 dbx unit sitting in front of me right now. Seriously.

The only question is, which format?

The first time I saw her was on Conan in 2011, and I was immediately drawn to her without having any idea who she was. I didn't even see the stand-up segment; she was already on the couch, and within about two minutes I was online trying to figure out who she was. Her post 2012 output brought her to another level, and…

I was 18 when the movie came out, and I thought Ferris was an asshole even then.

So were you from Pawnee or Eagleton?

My sum of knowledge of debt buying comes from an episode of Elementary from a while back.

I've been catching up on movies recommended by AVC commenters over the past few months, including Gingersnaps, Only Lovers Left Alive, and Babette's Feast, all of which I really enjoyed, and Roman Polanski's Repulsion, which I really disliked. I'm not sure I would have liked it regardless, but I can no longer separate…

Ali had a home near my home town and donated a lot of money to local schools for athletic facilities and such. He truly used his wealth and fame for good; a legacy that lasted so much longer than his actual fighting career.

Steve Earle.

My brother in law thought it was "big ole' jet with a light on"; great minds think similarly!

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This guy is a friend of mine.