Taco Bell will pay for it!

Same. I was raised in a school like this and taught that my virginity would be the “greatest gift” I could give my husband. I am happily married, but I do wish it had been a gift I had been willing to give myself.

Me too! For a second I thought, did she write a rebuttal or something???

I’m glad I’m not the only one who had a moment of “Please don’t be shitty, please don’t be shitty.”

The ailing grandparent sounds like the name of Tes Cruz's favourite sex position. 

“While only three species of shark—the great white, tiger, and bull—have killed a significant number of humans”

Well, you can’t talk about it and not show it.

Bought in 09?

RIP.

The “A” “V” Club.

They look like two very different shitty criminals from different C movies. The guy on the left is a mob boss and the guy on the right wants to be a Bond villain but had to join a lesser low budget copycat franchise because he refused to get a better toupee.

We want O’Neal! Bring us O’Neal!

The entire tour was recorded and can be found streaming through an online service for podcasts. It’s on Al’s twitter a few weeks back. They say it’s a pay service, but you get a week long “trial” and if one knows the right Firefox ad-ons to use, it’s a simple matter to download the audio so you can have the entire…

Thanks.  This post made me consider the fact that I used my G.I. Bill to get a liberal arts degree was a stealth FUCK YOU to the GOP.

BS. In France, they call the Court of Appeals a Royale with Appeals. Because of the metric system.

He’s also accused Reveal, a non-profit, of lying about the lacking safety conditions of his factory as clickbait for advertisements... which they don’t have. He seems not well-informed about media in general.

If you want to eat it you have to touch it.

They should go after the duo of DIK and ASS next, as there is no way two people could have that many high scores all across the country without cheating.

I found that by taking it as a parody of an X-files episode - it’s got EVERYTHING: alien conspiracy, syndicate, alien babies, global pandemic - I actually enjoyed the hell out of it. By laughing hysterically ... “With science!” was the biggest laugh line of the whole thing. Also, I would pay good money for Mulder and…

The only thing missing was Bobby Ewing coming out of the shower and telling us last season was all a dream. X-files... I’m done.