The Daihatsu Naked, although I would wear clothes while doing so.

Underground parking under apartment buildings is something that has been on my mind for years. That’s not good in combination with people charging their EVs down there. Horrific scenario that normal sprinklers just aren’t dimensioned for.

I predict that we’ll have flying cars announced for 2026.

*taps sign*

You remember today’s NP or ND? The 4K Chevy Lumina? Yeah, there it is. Fun and, if not reliable then at least super easy to fix. For only 4K and bank the other eleven grand as part of the down payment for the next car in a few years time, or part of an emergency fund.

We’ve been over this. They don’t “think” so they don’t do anything except react to the threats in the exact order in which the algorithm encounters them. School bus detected, motion to avoid, motion brings river into view, motion to avoid, motion to avoid brings another object into path, motion to avoid third object,…

Our laws were never designed to cope with the existence of megacorporations. Our entire legal system was set up around the idea of individual ownerships, extremely limited (in scope, length of existence, and ownership) initiatives, and mom and pop stuff. We are long overdue for legal reforms, systemic reforms, to…

Ride slower, look ahead, don’t just put your head down and blast it. That way you’ll be able to see if the people in the car are about to open the door, and be prepared to stop in time.

This is the best answer.

A Bentley. Hey, Santa is rich. He owns a global business, and travels extensively by private means. Of course it is something like a Bentley.

Father Christmas was an early adopter of the automobile, an intrepid British reporter captured this image in 1896

Dude “drives” more in one night than most people do their entire lives. For the rest of the year, Santa says “Fuck it, I’m taking an Uber”.

It was a very small car.

Jumped a humpback bridge in the UK driving a Peugeot 206. 1.1L, given I couldn’t afford to insure anything more powerful.

Don’t I just know it.

I was thirteen. My grandma was giving me a ride to town. She wasn’t happy with my homework. I spoke back to her in a disrespectful tone.

It should be written into law than if someone speeds up while you are passing them you are legally allowed to PIT them. When there’s other lanes on your side for passing, it’s just pretty annoying. But on a two-lane road you know they are a fucking douche. 

I support this answer.

Since SAAB has already been mentioned, I’m going with Packard. They produced some gorgeous cars back in the day. If we want to celebrate that old timey Americana, then Packard is the way to go. I would love to see what luxury goodness they could produce today.

To be totally fair, if I had lawyers saying “If you write anything involving the British monarchy post-2005 you will be sued to fucking Andromeda and back by everyone and their mum,” I’d be a bit uncomfortable as well.