Car seats are the absolute worst. However, having a child that is now able to sit in the front seat, I can tell you that, like with any of the “ages and stages”, there are more fun things that will come about as they get older. Once their arms are long enough you will have window fingerprints to look forward to. Then…

I drove an El Camino in NYC in the early eighties. I cleaned actual drunks out of the bed of it in the mornings. The amount of people who thought it was funny to climb in the bed and then pass out like it was their bed was unreal. Plus all the usual detritus. I honestly just used a broom, a lot of the time, just swept…

People from Illinois have some nerve complaining about other drivers, FIBs.

I’m tempted to say other drivers, but that is kinda a year round thing. Other people on the road suck.

When they came for the service industry workers, I did speak up because I wasn’t a service industry worker….

Well, two to three each shift, four or five shifts a week, at all the locations, plus the management and payroll personnel that you don’t see who will no longer be necessary, plus it happening at other franchises, that is, when you add it all up, tens of thousands of jobs for which there will be no direct replacement…

Citroen 2CV. It is as unkillable as Futurama, they just won’t die. I know we all joke about French cars and their reliability, but the 2CV is the exception because it is just so mechanically simple. Body work can be repairer by bashing lumps of random metal into shape, there are hardly any electrics, it is just pure…

Any and every Flying Car concept.

“extremely online”

Ah yes, I love that driverless taxis are so functional that they sit in the middle of the road and won’t move for 15 minutes, that’s definitely my favorite part of any cab ride.

Person in charge of an unpopular industry would very much like it not to be unpopular, does nothing to tackle causes of unpopularity. Although, to be fair, the basic business model and most significant sector cheerleader are just toxic as hell. Not much they can do about Elon existing right now... or is there?

All the CDs I have in the car keep turning into Queens Greatest Hits, so I guess that. It’s a kind of magic.

A car that could lose in a footrace to a one legged man!

Tesla. Are they driving bad because the crappy AI is not being monitored, or because the driver is actively an asshole who thinnks they are better than everyone else? Who knows, just know they are all driven bad. Expect chaos. Make sure you have your dashcam on too, you might get paid for the footage you shoot of their…

None. Let EV cars build their own identities, let them be this shiny new chapter of automotive technology on their own terms without having to look backwards at old identities. I’m no fan of electric car fans, as everyone knows, but let them have their own things. Let them build their own legacies. Let them be the…

What are the terms of her alimony agreement first, I don’t want to be on the hook for her.

Damn, why all these dogs be barking right now? did someone blow a whistle or something?

I like your wife already, she probably deserves it. Maybe a little bit more even.

So start broadcasting high grade trash?

I’m not sure if this is a car advert or some sort of weird European porn...