“Your honor, I object to the use of ‘unexpectedly’ in the headline. It was expected to explode.”

I agree 100000000% with you my friend!

My brother thought it was funny to flip the bird at a sheriff’s deputy when I drove past him. Fucking asshole, both of them. That was an hour out of my life I’ll never get back as the deputy damn near tore the care apart trying to find a reason to ticket me, and my brother kept antagonizing him. I even told he was…

Just started rolling down their window and trying to light up, no asking for permission first, fuck that shit, they can pollute their stanky ass car all they want, smoking in someone else's car without requesting and receiving approval first, rude!

I played rugby in college was usually the designated driver. Often the drives back would be 5+ hour hauls after 80 minutes of rugby and a few hours of the “3rd half” social party afterwards. On one of these drives back, a particular troublesome underclassmen was blackout drunk and non-stop trash talking to the other 4…

Not a car, but a bike. Talk to me about your Harley and I 100% know we are not going to be compatible.

The Mitsubishi Mirage. Yes it is small, tinny, and slow. But it is also cheap and mostly reliable. It carries four adults, still has cargo space in the trunk, and it might be boring but it is gonna get you where you want to be.

Any minivan.

similarly.... a midwestern twang.

the verge... massive fuck off pothole... council cunts... couldn’t be arsed

Air con, electric windows, keyless ignition, heated rear windows, CD player, and auto headlights and wipers.

“This bomb was built using a fully loaded hydrogen fuel cell from a wrecked Toyota Mirai car...”

Can you adjust the title, please Bradders, because a IED from a Hydrogen explosive is a very different thing from an actual Hydrogen Bomb. Less... world end-y, shall we say.And my cold War raised heart almost stopped when I saw that.

Put little glitter star stickers on them to brighten up my day. Maybe some smiley face stickers too. Like those “have a day” set. Every time they wear out and come unstuck, replace them with something fresh to keep brightening up my day.

Nothing, because I feel no shame in not paying for features I don’t need.

“no lowballers, I know what I have”

Lack of quick charging. I don’t want to have to find a charging place and hang around for an hour or more. I just want to go, and not stress.

WTF?

Buy it at two grand, wrench on it for ten  years, sell it for fifteen hundred, it is someone  else's project after that. Don't buy it ever expecting to drive it though.

ROFL!