When you leave the Titanic, to board the Lusitania...

Specifically, move to a red state. There are enough blue voters in California to flip several GOP states, and push a couple more into purple. You want to be able to use water freely and to have free government, leave California and return to the heartland and the South. Remember the lessons of Bleeding Kansas, where…

You think it is bad in Cali right now? Wait until the Ogallala aquifer runs dry in the midwest. That is gonna be damn near apocalyptic, and it is gonna happen within the next fifty years too.  The Great American Desert is coming back. 

Agreed. I once went to five funerals in a single day, two at the same church, and one or two a week was the usual for a while. We lost so many dear ones, all of us. I sometimes wonder how I got through it, and sometimes I wonder why it was that I were one of the ones who did.

So a sexually transmitted disease that spreads super effectively and to which there is currently no known cure. We really are playing all the hits of the eighties again, aren’t we. Is it lethal? Because I really thought I was done going to funerals like that. 

Starting to think the toughest job in the world is a Warners PR spokesperson. What is their burnout rate, do we think? 

The best place to jump in is whenever Marvel decides to wipe away this current bullshit. Then and only then will I return to X-men comics. No More Krakoa.

Nothing borderline about it, this is a company who obviously doesn’t have an inhouse legal department or the sense to see why they need one. 

They are just learning why in all major companies marketing has to run all their ideas through legal before going to copy. If they had done this then legal would have shit a fucking brick over it. 

There are always rumors, but you can’t act on rumors only on statements. 

If Willis’ acting was just lazy cash ins from an actor who had checked out but liked the pay checks, then the Razzie would be fair. That is what it is for, and to be fair we didn’t know about his diagnosis prior to his announcement so it was legit, but now knowing what we know then it is only right to rescind it.…

Destroying Indianapolis is like saying climate change will wipe out Florida, all it does is say “Maybe we should let the bad guys have this one”. 

Still no “Monkeys Go Home”, the cowards. 

Yeah. I’m tired of living in a period of history that will be in the textbooks. I wanna go back to living in a decade that the history books skip over because it is so boring. 

You know what they call a man who says they are on this birth control? A liar. You know what they’ll call girls who’ll believe it? Mothers. Male birth control is pointless, you could never trust a man to say to be on it. 

God, those poor people. 

It is called reporting the facts. 

I hope they repeated that statement in Russian. 

I’ll fetch some bolt cutters and we can get right on it. 

I’d rather nobody did, but part of the road to nobody doing it is stopping pretending America is this untarnished nation. We need a full and complete public accounting of our national sins first.