They should have done Ranma 1/2. A genderfluid hero with a complicated love life, and martial arts mayhem? What is more 2020s than that? 

The Death of Stalin.

Even the NRA says that the gun is always loaded until you’ve checked it personally no matter who says otherwise. 

As long as they don’t make the same mistake as they made in Shang Chi and have long scenes of non English dialogue, then I’m fine with this. I swear I never pressed the skip button on a Disney Marvel Movie as much as I did with Shang Chi, I’m glad I didn’t see it at the theater, that would have been a total rip. Just…

As a culture, we are too damn casual about gun usage. Start treating guns as serious business again, please. 

And above all, try to avoid brands which have been bought by Diageo; because they have no respect for the history of the brands they buy and often close down the distilleries, breweries, and blending houses to move them to more centralized locations. Fuck Diageo. 

And the director’s fans are secretly happy they can finally watch a non pretentious movie too, they just whine about it and pretend they aren’t to protect their own cred afterwards.

Disney learned that one the hard way with TLJ, when they killed the Star Wars cinematic franchise by letting Rian Johnson do exactly that. 

Are you kidding me? Gen X was born selling out, selling out has been our dream. 

Because nobody wants another Fan4stic or Solo: A Star Wars Story, or Star Wars: The Last Jedi, where they hire a director for cachet their name brings but then the whole thing turns into a shit show where the tone of the movie is at complete odds with the viewer expectations and general franchise image. Nobody wants…

In L&O-verse, IA exists only to either rubber stamp the corrupt cop’s actions or to be corrupt themselves. So we’re back to corrupt. This is why L&O cannot help but be copaganda. 

Will he be:

Oh man, Transformers. The one that got me wasn’t Optimus dying, I was used to heroes dying mid movie to give the new guy a chance to rise up, thanks to my grandad’s old war movies, so that wasn’t as shocking to me as it was to others. It was Starscream’s death. You know the comedy bad guy whose job it is to stab his…

Same way all those bullets were found. Carelessness. 

It means changing your behavior to no longer being disrespectful or an asshole. If you want to call that a demand, then that is up to you. 

No, people want to be listened to. There is a difference. 

If you have a Netflix account please cancel it, even for just a month, and when it asks you why then cite Chappelle and the corporate response. 

With these corporate monsters, humanity isn’t even a garnish. 

He ain’t getting my custom back until he apologizes for airing it, reinstates everyone fired, promotes them, and removes Chappelle’s hate speech from the platform. I don’t care how good the next season of Cobra Kai is gonna be. 

Someone call his answering machine and see if he still has “If it is work, I’ll do it” as his voicemail message.