You cook it low and slow in a vat of wine and herbs, until that tough old bird becomes sweet and tender.

Sometimes Bad X or No X, means that No X is the right approach. In this case, I don’t think it is so much that they killed them as the way they did it. As Marie Antoinette said, it is all about the execution. 

If they are slimy, moldy, or disintegrate when touched, that is the only time you need to worry with them. As long as they are dry stored somewhere cool and dark, then forever is a pretty good guideline. 

Trade them to a yokel for a cow.

Survivalists, suckers who believed the survivalist hustle, people who underestimated  their harvests from an allotment, people unable to resist a bargain, and someone who inherited a property from all the above. 

And when Disney taps Taika Waititi to make it instead, I will be there to watch it. It sounds like more a Waititi thing anyway.

The agenda is finally laid bare, the guy just wanted to be the one who gets to name the ninth planet, but couldn’t do it while number nine was already taken. So he engineered a definition, working backwards, which excluded Pluto. Which is still a planet. #PlutoIsAPlanet #BrownIsADumpsterFire

Good. I hate that show. My deepest wish is that everyone associated with it never find work again. 

That was the best Star Trek episode that Star Trek never had the balls to make. 

Archer in Space has some rewatch value, it is the least serialized of them all. 

Not in my school it wasn’t, or if it were then they were never enforced. I would have appreciated a ban on steeltoe boots, at very least. 

Well that is after my time. 

I just wish they’d pair Archer and Pam up more, the best thing about Archer Vice was their partnership, same with coma seasons, it was Danger Island. I know they are each other’s worst enabler, egging each other on to wilder and grosser things, but damn they are good together. Screw Lana [phrasing], I still hope the…

What happened to the dress codes of my youth, which were “you must wear clothes”. That was pretty much it. When did things start getting so creepy?

Every actor gets to choose the path of their own career, and she is in the very privileged position of being able to pick and choose roles. I’m sure the other actor who inevitably gets the job of Black Superman’s mother will do an excellent job in the role, and I hope it is a lesser known actor too, boosting them into…

I don’t get how they messed it up. There are red apples with great flavor out there. Bloody Plowman [an old Scottish apple] and Sops in Wine [which has pink flesh too] both have a deep red skin, juicy flesh, and wonderful flavor profiles. Yet they still went with the one that was flavorless anyway. Capitalism, it…

Still better than Cats, though. 

I refuse to care about the health of a batshit anti vaxxer, transphobe. 

Don’t forget her endorsing transphobia too. 

The A-Team movie started working once they started flying a tank. I don’t think the first half, with the Origin Story[tm], added anything to it. The watcher is here for the crazy plan, not the backstory.