I mean yes and no; Piers asked Trump real questions in this interview and even challenged him on his bullshit (see: we can’t have trans people in the military because “drugs,” but we throw Viagra at soldiers like it’s candy). It pisses me off especially when a journalist is willing to be this direct and serious and…

I mean, it’s definitly racist to call us Eskimos, so maybe instead you could use what we call ourselves? Inuit, Yupik, Inupiaq, Supiaq? (Also, if you don’t know which group name you should use, then you don’t know which group you’re talking about, and you shouldn’t use us as a joke for an article about cum).

oh my GOD

I think the Spelling Bee is stupid as hell (especially now that I know that it’s basically a racket), but I will say that I immediately judge and caste down people who write things like “defanate” or mistake “effect” and “affect”, etc. This automatically makes you a peon and NOT WORTHY OF MY CONTINUED CORRESPONDENCE.

These documents were discovered after his death by his estranged daughter, Stephanie Hofeller, who described herself to the New York Times as “a political progressive who despises Republican partisanship, but also has scant respect for Democrats.” She clearly is no fan of her father’s politics. “He had me with the…

I sometimes think I maintain my single status mostly because I dread the thought of merging all my good stuff with someone else’s. I have a friend whose husband considers himself an artist (he’s not), and when they moved in together he came along with about a dozen painfully bad landscapes that he painted. He hung…

Her stylist, makeup artist, and hairdresser all hate her. I'm not sure she has figured that out yet. I imagine she thinks she's Rose on the Titanic. Totally wealthy but can drink Coors with the poors at quitting time if she wanted.

I have this dream that for some reason I’m invited on the view and I act oblivious to Meghan, like I don’t know who she is, and play dumb when she inevitably brings up John. Because of course she will, when hasn’t she in any given context? I respond with a casual “oh, your dad died? sorry to hear” as if I’m really…

My Tony Robbin’s anecdote: Tony and I were at the same wedding about 25 or 30 years ago. I only learned about his presence after the fact so he apparently did not make that much of an impression on me. To be fair, I was so drunk that by the end of the night I was drinking beer out of a woman’s shoe, so the fact that…

Oof.  So this is what scraping the bottom of the barrel for complaints looks like.

I am not a Pete Davidson fan at all, but it seems weird to me that someone who has been very open about his mental illness get so openly shit upon by this site.

My mother took me to see “Cabaret”. Not exactly “Deep Throat” but not exactly family fare either. I’m sure this will come up when I join the 783 other Democratic presidential candidates.

One thing I’m really interested in (assuming we all last that long) is what do these “influencers” look like in 5 or 10 years?

Context is important. One time I was dismissed from an important committee. Someone told me that, a couple years down the road, I would look better, *because* I was dismissed by them for standing up for my principles.

Speak for yourself.  I got employee of the month at my yogurt stand job when i was 15...

It’s hard to imagine Julianne Moore ever being wrong for a part. It’s equally difficult to picture anyone playing Lee Israel better than Melissa McCarthy did. Talk about a tour-de-force.

Judging by Malia’s eyes in that photo, I’d say it’s a distinct possibility.

Let’s try and answer them: