I don't even think it's tinfoil-hatting to point out that Trump hates Bezos and The Enquirer loves Trump. 

Yep. “Bros Before Hos” crosses all party-lines.

This behavior was going on in a supposedly progressive campaign while the country was in the middle of the #MeToo reckoning. The cognitive dissonance is dizzying. It shows just how much Sanders and his campaign leaders were removed from reality.

“Alexa, please play with my balls.”

I find his response so so baffling.  He has literally chosen the worst way to handle this (short of just doubling-down on homophobia).

I can’t believe he is unable to apologize. He is handling this so poorly. He SHOULD NOT host the Oscars. He is a mess

What I’m “making” for “breakfast” every day for guests. 

If you need a “palette” cleanser after that...

So asshole atheists get a free pass?

You eat a Swedish person? British Christmas is really weird.

I love thinking of the little part that died inside him as he was washing that spray hair off in the shower. 

She actually asked for “wall” and not “a wall” or “walls” or “the wall”.

The Monterey Bay Aquarium’s Twitter account is definitely run by an adult professional, and the constant “intern” jokes about people who work in social media (which is really just marketing + customer service) are tired as fuck.

There’s really only one appropriate response to his demand:

“Computer! Do a ‘HACK’ to Crooked Hillary!!”

The idea that their heros hate them is what keeps me going some days.

I LOVE it! I might actually watch if they did this.

+1 star for making me look this up

And also “He would never hurt me” is bullshit. “She wold never hurt me” is bullshit, too, for the record. Given the right circumstances, anyone is capable of doing something unspeakable.