It’s a catchy fucking song. I didn’t even hear it, but after reading this article it will be stuck in my head all fucking day. Fuck. Thanks.

Tell me more, tell me more

I’m going to watch this on a tiny TV while eating a bowl of 25-cent ramen, and laugh and laugh.

They didn’t have to dig that much, he’s been VERY vocal about his feeling about gay men. Those quotes above are just the tip of the iceberg. Or trash pile

This whole thing was already incredibly stupid and she’s made it worse. When he started mocking her all she had to say was “Look, it was a story my grandmother told me and she clearly believed it so for a while I did too. However, it’s not something that can be proven in any legitimate meaningful fashion with the…

Same. I thought they had gone rogue in hospital billing. 

I think the original CPKs had cloth faces/heads. It was only after they started manufacturing them en masse that they replaced them with plastic heads. That’s why their faces look so weird, b/c their noses were originally sewn on. They look super creepy. Like something out of a horror movie.

This is how my mom got mine! Sort of. She taught school and one of the janitors approached her and said that his brother worked at a large toy store and if she was willing to pay in cash, she could get a cabbage patch doll. I distinctly remember my mom taking us after school that day, we drove behind the toy store and…

I remember a writing teacher in high school telling us that the previous year for a poetry assignment someone had turned in “Dust in the Wind” (the Kansas song) as an original poem. They ended up getting expelled (from high school!) because they just doubled down and insisted that they had written it.

Someone plagiarized from my college paper for his MA! Six years later I finally called his school and confronted him via email. The bastard threatened to sue me after they revoked his masters!

I have a friend who teaches at a uni and she had a student who had been given an extension on their assignment so they just had to email it to her directly. When they did they accidentally forwarded the entire convo thread of them buying the essay from someone, including haggling over price!

The problem here is that the disagreements we have with Lindsey Graham have huge ramifications. Your brunch friend isn’t pushing a planetary destructive agenda. Lindsey Graham is a posturing asshole that deserves to burn in hell. I don’t really give a shit how LOL! CATTY he is.

“If you like Kavanaugh, there’s more coming.” - Lindsey Graham, four days ago.

Actually, those were her middle years. In her early years, she was a TV journalist. Her talk show wasn’t outrageous in the beginning, either. It was during the crazy ratings wars that she and Phil Donahue went all out crazy (a shame; Donahue was an excellent host before the madness). Not apologizing for any of that…

The race was so close! I had to give up watching last night when Walker briefly passed Evers in the count. I woke up this morning figuring we would still have a Republican governor and AG. I was surprised and relieved to see that’s not the case (at least right now).

Oh. My. God. That one where a female journalist of color asked a question and HE PRETENDED HE COULDN’T UNDERSTAND HER ACCENT.

They advertised in the back of Seventeen magazine, right next to the ad for Barbazon modelling school. You could sign up to get a Delia’s catalogue, and they sold slip dresses with athletic stripes, bellbottom pants, tshirts that wouldn’t cover your whole torso, messenger bags and all manner of beanie or bucket hat.…

A death sentence lol. 

I read that as “it’s ridiculous how empty a palace feels.” Made perfect sense.

Their spirit will live on at least twice a month when I come home drunk and make this for dinner.