FTFY

I’m one of those misophonia people and the smacking mouth sounds on these videos make me want to tear my face off. 

“Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is an experience characterized by a static-like or tingling sensation on the skin that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. It has been compared with auditory-tactile synesthesia and may overlap with frisson.

Maybe they were expecting Black-Eyed Peas Fergie and someone’s wires got crossed.

He isn’t getting “stabbed in the back” - the Laxalt family openly hates him and rightly so. He’s a toad. I live in NV. The rest of the family is behaving with integrity, a word that Adam could only possess by buying a dictionary.

Just grudges, man. Grudges pack small. 

Same.

Fyre Fest honestly pulled me through a really dark time.

I definitely fell into a highly enjoyable youtube hole of early aughts music videos. Lots of J.Lo and Ashanti... In fact. I believe I will play me some “Always on Time” right now.

The Fyre Festival debacle was one of the best times ever to be on the internet and one of the few bright spots of 2017. It brought so much joy to so many people. I for one, appreciate Ja Rule’s contribution to my entertainment last year.

I expect Collins is very familiar with Wyeth’s masterpiece; he is, after all, Maine's most prominent artist. I’ve always found it to be a very haunting image, the beautiful disabled woman crawling in the field because she can’t walk. But it really has nothing to do with the matter at hand (unless you interpret it mote…

The bumpers fall off the back of his cars...in the rain. That’s some 1970s shit.

I saw this and was absolutely baffled. Lance has always been my favorite, but he has always wanted the weirdest things. Like remember when he wanted to be an astronaut?

It’s easy. Jr looks like he enjoys foreclosing on families. Eric looks like he enjoys eating those same families.

The battle lines are drawn. Like this federal judge, most have chosen a side.

There are not enough middle fingers in the world for Steve King.

Just like on Tattoine.

Wow, that has my story beat. A few weeks ago I was shopping at a football (soccer) gear shop and the man running it rang me up on a computer he’s had since 1994. I want to say it was a Packard Bell, but I’m not sure about that. He had to manually type in the product code of each item I bought, and then printed out…