So he spoke about himself in the third person?! That is simultaneously creepy and not at all surprising.

and so another act of kindness is rewarded with capitalist scummery. Is what an inner voice would say to Kurt, were he alive.

Okay, here’s one of those stories within a story:
I read about this legal dispute last year, and my first thought was: If a friend is taking stuff like your panties, your used hairbrush, and your old letters to late lovers, then is that person really a friend?
My second thought, which came about a nanosecond after the…

Yeah I’m guessing she is the one who is good at business and she probably gave her husband a “you fucking idiot!!” style serving when she realised what he’d done with his idiot father. Anyone with even a basic knowledge of PR would have to know that on the heels of the Starbucks incident and the press-play that has…

Wishing that I could give a bonus star for the walk like an Egyptian reference.

Right? I’m getting some boxed wine, a frozen pizza, and some Sour Patch Kids and watching the FUCK outta this.

YESSSSSSSSS

Is the goal of these little speeches is that we as viewers (not me, because watching this shit is a huge waste of time) are so tied into the local news anchor, that we will agree?

Not that the two couples are comparable AT ALL, but your comment put into my mind something that happened to me yesterday. IN CHURCH. For EASTER:

I think I commented this on some previous article about her, but it’s really impressive - I think I have hit the maximum amount I could dislike a person, and then I learn something new about her, and I end up disliking her even more. The nuggets she offers up to journalists in the interest of rehabbing her public…

“Where’s my hubsies?”

I realize that you’ve written a post about Sean Penn, but why is the top photo of a catcher’s mitt filled with hepatitis?

I still can’t figure out why an office needs a dining table.

Why would anyone ever sleep with Don Jr???

Are we sure there wasn’t a lawsuit tucked inside the package?

C’mon Bundo, you know what to do....

I love sleeping in bed with pets! My current kitty will occasionally sleep in the bed with me and my husband, but she goes through phases (one week it will be in bed, the next on a nightstand, etc.)

I think the first one is also a reference to the fact that she might have more luck in love if she dates an actual fish instead of a man who just drinks like one. BOOM.

even if it’s for a piece of shit movie

I’ve never understood this. I am a dog freak, and of all my dogs, my heart was a Sheltie named Riley. I wouldn’t have cloned him. The dogs don’t look identical, or necessarily act the same, and even if another dog could have been his, er, doggelganger, he still wouldn’t be Riley. He would not be the dog who was at my…