I sure hope so. How else am I meant to find new friends?

I’d rather fuck the house. Unf.

Probably. I mean there’s definitely a scene where his favorite whore puts on a strap on dildo and pegs him as part of a group sex scene, so sky’s the limit regarding what’s in that book.

On the flipside of that, last year I bought some black loafer-style shoes from Zappo’s that were labeled as “leather upper”. Well, the very thin veneer of leather started peeling within a few weeks. I got on the Zappo’s live-chat customer service and asked if there was any possible way they could maybe exchange the…

All I know is, do not disparage Crockpot on Jezebel... I learned my damn lesson with you all yesterday.

aAfter glancing at the photo for a spit second, I legitimately thought the article was on sororities before reading the title.

YOU WENT THERE

“You have too many dolls.”

Except the doll collection is more diverse.

This exemplifies the genius that is...Joanna Rothkopf.

Which is so weird, because we’re not that long removed from Harry dressing up a Nazi or the recordings of him in the army using racial slurs. I’m someone who remembers this, and somehow even I still like him better than William, whose only real fault has been ceasing to be a teen heartthrob

RIP beautiful locks. RIP.

I was like, “Please don’t try to pay me.” And then I remember thinking, “But I bet if he did, it would be a lot.”

Woman nominated 4 times for an Oscar = $1000

This reminds me of the last time I was at the Museum of Natural History in NYC and at the ticket counter I handed over money for the suggested student price ($15 I think) and the salesperson asked to see my student ID. I asked why he needed to see an ID when all the ticket prices were suggested amounts anyway, and he…

It’s a complete piece of shit with bad acting in a pretty setting with pretty people having stupid problems. It’s an embarrassment.