Totally impartial observer of this game... Beckham needs to obviously find a way to cool it for the good of his team (and for that matter, it would likely also result in his personal performances improving, not being distracted and all). But I thought he had a legitimate gripe and thought the taunting penalty was…

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

This may be the only occurrence in the history of the world where being identified as a Red Sox fan is a valid defense to being called a whiny titbag.

There are zero Cubs fans on this staff. Samer is a Red Sox fan.

All this time I labored under the illusion that I was the Jizz Queen. I have a sash and everything.

And we have reached the climax of a year long foreplay session. Thank you

Don’t want to get carried away as a Donks fan. This team is really really fucking good. The offense is better and the D is horrifying.

Check out the feeds for those twitter users, holy shit. A couple straight up white power, and a bunch of just raging ignorance.

STEVE HOLT!

Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

There was a lot of blame on Quick for going out of bounds, but to me, he was running towards the sideline in order to get separation between him and defensive back Marcus Edmond.

Maybe Parker, but Landry is legit

I’ve never understood the Wade Phillips is a terrible head coach thing. He’s 82-64 as a head coach. His .562 winning % is better than Jimmy Johnson’s and plenty of other quality head coaches. Hell, Bill Parcells is only .569 and he’s in the hall of fame. That includes multiple stints where he took over awful teams.…

I saw Dee Gordon’s home run Monday and became convinced there was a God. I saw Tebow’s home run today and began to rethink that position.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

I hope thats sarcasm. Drew is not a Bears fan. No, poor Drew is a vikings fan.

So if you complete a marathon at 8:30 mile pace, you jogged a marathon? Because that sounds stupid.

To this day, I still tell people that my light is a clapper, just to see if they’ll clap like an asshole. It’s not a clapper, what the fuck are you doing. Hilarious