Whoa, whoa, whoa. As a commenter (You are about to find out my name is Ian. I know, brace yourself) who has had his question answered, I need to report a Fox Newsian level of misquoting, and frankly, I find the whole thing scandalous.

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

Found the Gooner!

I agree, this article fucking sucks

It’s very hard to watch this video—and especially this video, which zeroes in on Redick’s message—and not wonder whether J.J. Redick is, in fact, trying to smuggle an insult into what is otherwise meant to be a greeting.

What in the actual fuck just happened here?

Highly unlikely that he did this purposefully. I suppose the more interesting question is, why this particular slip of the tongue? And why the hell did the NBA leave it in the video?

- The doctor to your mother after delivering you.

I’m assuming these columns are targeted towards either aliens who are wearing people-suits and don’t fully understand our strange earth ways, or people who have never left the house before.

Yeah, you’re who OP was talking about. People too stupid to understand the gravity of what a government does, instead choosing to fixate on issues about god or toys that make them feel good about themselves, feel like they are in control when the reality is obviously otherwise.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

I’m so glad I’m not the only one. I figured they must’ve been from the area or went to the school. I feel like most Americans shrug these shootings off because of how commonplace they are...

Suicide is a very impulsive act. Limiting gun access would reduce deaths by suicide by a fair amount. I’m inferring by your comment that you don’t really care too much about that. But just thought I would inform you of such.

Struggling to find the purpose of the article as well. The Knierims have also had to skate with the knowledge that thousands of people are being held in prison camps just north of their location, yet they have persevered.

If you discount all gun deaths none of them count. Shithead, 17 kids just died for your worship in a piece of metal.

Yeah. There are still parents that have to identify their children’s bodies tonight. I’m not sure why anyone would care right now about how two Olympic skaters found out about the story.

Yeah it seems like a piece spawned from a really really bad typical Olympics drama injected story from like NBC or something. “Hey we need a good tragedy and redemption story to fit in coverage today anything? ANYTHING?”

“I think this skating pair walked by a tv playing CNN, maybe they were DEVASTATED by the daily…

It’s definitely a weird piece. I was expecting to read a family member of theirs died or something.

Yeah, I’m super onboard with this

The only exception is sticker bombing. Its very, very rare to ever see one that looks good, but when they’re good, they’re really good. There’s a Golf in my town that’s totally sticker bombed and it looks decent