When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

I wish I got extra points for punts in my fantasy muff league.

Yeah to be a “good” paparazzi you need to have no scruples, boundaries, conscience and frequently break the law...

My favorite moment of his was going to the Islamic Center of Washington DC right after 9/11, and told anyone who wanted to discriminate against Muslims in America as retaliation to diplomatically fuck off. Even as a Democrat, mad respect for reaching across the aisle. Here’s the full transcript for anyone who’s never…

Step 1: watch the NFL. There’s a game on tonight. Could be a fun one.

It’s almost like the people in charge have deliberately made it harder for an average person to sort out what the actual truth is so their crafted stories will have that much of an easier path to becoming the definitive consensus. It’s almost like they’ve realized that the harder it is for a normal person to find…

YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE

Fuck. This kid had so. much. fun. playing baseball. Ugh man.

Thanks, I just had it waxed.

Thank you TB! Next chapter

BLM is kinda sketchy to me.

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

They have a right to be dicks. And Seattle has a right to suspend dicks if its not inconsistent with the CBA.

No kidding. Sports *again*?!

If it were close to a college game, it would actually have been entertaining. A standard NFL game is two teams punting back and forth from each other’s 40 yard line.

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

I’m not sure why you’re so worked up over this. Donovan was responding to a question by noted idiot Dan Patrick about whether he’d play for the US, and in his own answer he basically said “yeah sure, if I’m asked, but it’s probably not happening”. Donovan didn’t say “I’m back and I think I deserve a spot!”. This is…

Another note: Univision really should consider resurrecting Gawker, even if under another name.

That quote was the most hockey thing to ever hockey

I enjoy your work on Brooklynn 99.