MacKinnon gettin’ everyone all kinds of pregnant. 

Shout out to all the Idaho jihadists

No snark, no smarm. All the best to him.

I hope he’s the real deal, sometimes US fans make much adu about nothing.

That would be cancer. So yeah, voting for a candidate who wants to boost cancer research might be a good plan...

Or if you are going to freak out, freak out about things that are actually high risk. For example look at these causes of death from 2001 (a very bad year for terrorism as some may remember):

I don’t know what to do. I want to signify that I appreciate your contributions to this conversation but I very, very much do not want to star these comments...

Bring back the ambulance bowling over players!

As we were saying yesterday, TNA’s most indispensable player is Aaron Ekblad.

Carson Wentz will win Super Bowl MVP this year, fuck you.

Congratulations to Nate, who will receive a leftover Deadspin Awards trophy and the chance to face Deadspin staffers in daily fantasy.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

Unbelievable. That’s when Redskins fans were talking themselves into a frenzy over the possibility of beating the Packers and Cousins outplaying Rodgers, as if they hadn’t just won a terribl division by feasting on losing teams. So fucking delusional. I doubt most NFL fans even remember that Washington was in the…

my god. that page must be bookmarked and screen-capped for posterity.

who in the fuck loses their shit like this while watching a sporting event?

Ghostbear was fantastic last year in just 64 games - 17 goals, 46 points, 8 PP goals, and 4 OT goals. He was a huge reason the Flyers made the playoffs in a year where expectations were simply for rebuilding.

Just incredible assholes. Makes me boil with anger. I kinda want to fight these guys.

“Lou Holtz spit on me” for me

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