Mike Trout has 45.9 fWAR from 2012 to today. The next closest position player has just over 2/3 that much, Josh Donaldson with 31.0. To put that in perspective, through five years Willie Mays had 31.1, Hank Aaron had 28.4, Mickey Mantle had 29.5, Alex Rodriguez had 35.6, Barry Bonds had 31.0, Ken Griffey Jr had 28.1,…

You get a solid, one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand, three-one-thousand count. If you haven’t started moving, or your brake lights haven’t at least flickered off by then, you get the horn.

You misread that article. The section you attack line by line is addressing the hypothetical things CMU could continue to do with their “false” victory (i.e recruit with it, be on ESPN, small school dreams, blah blah). It is not saying that giving up the victory will net you those things. That is more what the…

The fact that this happened to the players and coaches of Oklahoma State makes me sick, as a fan of the Oklahoma Sooners I definitely sympathize with having officials screw up a call and cost you a game. However the fact that it drives the OSU fanbase up a wall gives me such joy. They are the most whining, butthurt,…

University of Washington Student Paper Demands State of Oklahoma Give Back Pro Basketball Team ...integrity, strong moral principles, the Cowboy way, etc... yeah not seeing that happen either.

Imagine knowing that there were children being enslaved out there and being like, “You know what, I shouldn’t talk about this to all these reporters, it might distract them from their rightful focus on Matt Hasselbeck.”

“I agree with Trent’s position on this and I spent the better part of 40 years not letting something as horrible as child rape interfere with my responsibilities to my football team.”

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

About living in Allentown or the train?

On the college level, University of Alabama sororities have reiterated their opposition to anything resembling a colored rush on campus.

“A Dubstep is the best way to evade a tackler!”

I clicked on that link to that YouTube video. But I regret that decision.

I bet Lochte was pissed.

If you throw in the Lions then Eastern Michigan isn’t even the best team at losing in eastern Michigan.

I know it’s still way too early (and the Eagles were playing the Browns), but it would be the Brownsiest thing ever if the Browns made the smart move in trading away the second pick for a ton of future picks only to have that second pick (Carson Wentz) turn into a franchise quarterback.

“HE LOOKED MOWA LIKE ‘STATEN ISLAND’ CUZ HE WAS GAHBAGE!”

Sure but when Peyton gets ballsy everybody is all up in arms.

Sarcasm, as it’s called on the internet, isn’t primarly concerned with accuracy

I’m not pithy enough to make a good joke about this, so I feel compelled to go the serious route.

If you think Kansas City has “big city amenities,” you have not been to a big city.