I would also be interested to hear someone at Deadspin give their take on this.

Wait, so she continued shopping for 28 minutes after finding out that it was stolen?

What do you mean “going to”

Ever been to Oakland, St. Louis, Detroit, Cleveland, Milwaukee, Baltimore, Stockton, Memphis, Jacksonville, Tulsa, Wichita, Albuquerque, or Newark?

Either nothing, or wordless shit like classical or just acoustic guitar stuff. People who can listen to lyrically heavy stuff while still paying attention are freaks.

Not necessarily “benevolent”, but there are certainly very different ways that people have gotten to their extreme well. Warren Buffet invested in stuff really smartly. Bill Gates created modern-day computers. This fuck scammed a bunch of poor people on their cars.

Rigggggggeddddddddd

I’m an Eagles fan so I’m biased, but it’s pretty crazy to me how discounted the Eagles were. #1 seed, at home, with an amazing defense. Falcons couldn’t do anything on offense. I think they actually will still have a pretty good shot in the NFC championship game too. Anytime you’re at home in shitty cold weather and…

Da fuck cares about a Q rating? We’re not talking about Tom Hanks or some reality TV star here. I asked my old-ass grandma if she knew who Coates was, and she said of course. That’s my litmus test for fame.

At the Flyers game the other night, they kept trying to hype up the Fusion. Nobody reacted the first couple times, then the 3rd time the guy behind me asked “what the fuck is Overwatch” and then the 4th time someone yelled something along the lines of “fuck those nerds”, and it got some giggles while others booed the…

Lol. Maybe not a household name for stupid people, I guess.

The seasonal thing seems backwards to me. I feel like I’m more productive during the winter. It’s cold outside, and it’s going to be dark when I leave the office if I leave at 430 or 730 anyway, so I might as well be stuck in the office getting stuff done. When it’s warm outside and there’s long sunny days to take…

Damn, that makes it even more cool that it went down so informally and quickly. It’s not every day you see an interview posted on Deadspin, and especially not with someone of Coates’s stature. I’m sure it was an amazing experience for you to conduct it—it was a pleasure to read. Thanks.

Dennis, your two articles before this are about ordering bacon on a veggie burger, and the shoe company Brooks, whatever the hell that is.

To be honest, I’m shocked at how bad this roster is. I looked at their roster, and I recognize maybe half the names?

Just don’t tell her you went with your mistress.

Do we think this was a subtle dig at KFC here?

“Work during school to pay tuition”, says person who clearly has not looked at tuition prices in the past 50 years.

So just pay 0 dollars in student loans. Wow, hadn’t thought about that before. I’ll give it a try this month! Thanks, Lifehacker!

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