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Yeah, some of his opinions are dumb, but then again, that is normal and part of the appeal. Better than the typical robot response of “well it’s important and definitely something we need to continue to monitor and be aware of.”

See, I actually read this and think “that’s a relatively normal, smart dude from an affluent family” when I read that article. And it makes me like him more. He just happens to be incredibly talented at football, but is a normal kid who isn’t just a football robot like most others.

Can’t tell if this is typo, incorrect information, or joke that went over my head.

Still have his poster up in my bedroom in my parents’ house. Will always be one of my heroes. RIP.

She was charged with “felony battery on a police officer” which is not the same thing as “felony battery”. The former is basically any hard-enough contact you initiate with law enforcement. Not in Florida, but I’ve known of people being convicted of it for a lot less.

+1 This deserves more recognition

If you thought, even for a second, that PFT’s real name was actually Wayne Tables...lol

This has to be the end of Big Cat and PFT at Barstool, right? There had always been an assumption that their talents were being held back by their continued association with Barstool, but it had never actually been proven...until now.

I don’t understand the negativity here. Isn’t the whole point of the Athletic that people don’t give a shit anymore about boring old white men who have some locker room access so they pick up some dumb storyline? This is the kind of shit that you guys (Deadspin) and Pardon My Take make fun of constantly. PMT always

I know a guy who did a temporary icon on Facebook. He didn’t get an article on Deadspin.

Yeah, I agree. 0.1% of Deadspin readers would recognize this guy’s name if there wasn’t an article about him every week.

Being entertained by someone is not the same as being a fan of someone.

Comparing McEnroe to Kyrgios is an insult to McEnroe.

“Very exhausting to watch and follow” is a pretty nice way to put it. The guy is an absolute prick and I don’t understand how anyone in the world can still say they are even slightly a fan of his.

Are you really not expecting Simmons to be good?

Yeah...but nobody’s saying he’s a main reason for the Sixers being better.

Lol, I guess you’re right. I was thinking maybe Saric?

Who is the poor man’s Dellavedova?

I know this doesn’t necessarily go along with diversity, but this is part of why I’m actually very interested to see how Pardon My Take’s new show will translate. Those guys have a big following—they won’t come in lightly.

I love Keri’s idea. I hope someone actually tries it at some point.