Only a person who hasn’t spent time around kids in the last couple years would think this.

What kind of milkshake did you get at Cook Out? I miss Cook Out so much. What an amazing place.

This is dumb as shit.

This is the worst take.

My favorite Jeter moment is all those times he was so slow that he had to backhand grounders a lot.

Hmmm I’m still not convinced...because what about a salad place like Sweetgreen/Chopt? That’s order at the counter but certainly nobody thinks of that as fast food. Or some of those new high-end type Wok places, you order that at a counter but it takes a good 15 minutes to make and is definitely not categorized with…

Somehow I asked the exact same question for the Funbag last week about fast food (but he chose Erica’s, damn you Erica). I don’t think there’s any way you can call Chipotle fast food. Go into a Taco Bell: that’s “mexican” fast food. That is entirely different from what your food at chipotle is. Five Guys, I’m a little…

Main takeaway: Bill Guerin was on the Oilers?

Hey, why are you gray?

Well, there’s six minutes of my life I can never get back.

How honest of him.

Well I’m sure he’s also just dejected. But his first instinct was definitely “hey ref that’s gotta be interference.”

Not sure who you watched, Talbot immediately turns to the ref.

At 0:17 and 0:25 and especially 0:33 you can clearly see the interference.

So are you drawing an equivalence between the two? The screen and the shove? One was a very typical screen that happened in the course of play...the other was a targeted shove when play was not occurring. I don’t see how those distinctions aren’t important.

Is Five Guys “fast food”? What about Chipotle?

My goodness that was some weak shit

Oubre Jr is a fucking idiot. Enjoy your time in street clothes, dumbass.

I remember when Boucher was Tampa Bay’s coach and used a heavy 1-3-1, there was a period of time where opponents would literally just stand behind their own net to try to lure them out of it. It was really effective for a season or so, but once it gets “solved”, Boucher gets kicked to the curb.

Six spellings of Brayden...six.