Well, this will be a black eye on the organization

“Episodes I-III > Episodes IV-VI.” - Mike Evans

I have had this phantom pain in my crotch just reading this list!

His exact reaction to weird wire attraction was painful erection extraction action.

*incoherent rage noise*

Dibs on “CONTUSION PENIS” for my next band name.

• STUCK A WIRE INTO PENIS AND CUT TIP OF PENIS OPEN W/SCISSORS TRYING TO REMOVE IT

Jezebel staff communicating:

Please keep this alive. It is the thing that has brought me the most joy this season.

If you had dab’d, you could’ve avoided the tomato

I believe this is a reference to ‘dab zombies’ which is a term used to describe new-age stoners that smoke only the highest quality marijuana concentrates, or ‘dabs’.

“the dab is dead. It has been dead for a month. These are zombie dabs”

The Panthers will react better after their next loss. Third time’s a charm!

African or American porcupine?

I'm soooo primed to believe you right now!

I’m sorry, where are your “facts” to support this?

Texas will be able to take over at least one of those I’m sure.