Flotus always sounds like the first name of a hillbilly relative to me.

I think this campaign only truly makes sense if college is affordable, which it simply is not. If university were free here, cool! If community college or state college were completely affordable and could get you to where you wanted to be, cool!

Last time we made the national news, it was due to a bank robbery. This is small potatoes.

The alleged attack took place Nov. 8, and police said it was led by junior DB Brian Githens

College...where student activists learn how to be fucking morons and pick the wrong battle to protest.

This was in the Morning Call back in November, one week before the rivalry game against Lafayette. Mysteriously, only one player was charged before football season was over.

They will sail into the West, they’re saga in this Age of the Earth having been fulfilled.

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He’s been solid in the building over the last couple of weeks . . .

Those guys got punched into Bolivian!

Because they don’t serve Old Crow at Dairy Queen, they keep telling you.

I got grayed out on Deadspin for calling out Draper for un-approving a snide comment I made. *

Matt Alberson just had his Oscar moment.

He stole that quote like it was in the seafood section of Publix.

If that guy’s a sheep, Winston’s a crook.

Jameis, we’ve been through this before. You play for the Buccaneers.

No wonder Chunks seems so satisfied with sixth place.