planetape
Dr. Zaius.
planetape

what a peculiar hill to choose to die on.

I can hear the jingle now!

my exact reaction. couldn’t even read the rest after reading that.

hopefully you’ll be on the same bill as Bruised Ballz, those guys bounce!

wait. a Nine year old boy still believes in Santa Claus?

I’m so glad you guys have this. I was watching the game (unabashed Texan fan here) and heard it clear as day.

What are those?

reminds me of the time my high school friend broke into an empty house on the block (not abandoned, just empty / for sale) to have a place to get high; serious bong session in the master bedroom walk-in closet. Then he peed in a jar and poured it into the ice cube trays in the freezer... iced pee cubes. he was also a

just like the Crimson Permanent Assurance...

Butch and Sundance had an easier time than this!

I just hope they have “Micropenis Rotten Pumpkin” though.

Look up, the joke just went by and circled around slowly several times around you...

Brilliant Bortle Balliteration!

now that’s cruel... “run and play” they can barely walk!

Now playing

but this is what the common man’s experience of trying to do what Noah did will be like. perplexing and embarrassing and unlclothed.

creeping...

I guess they thought he was Stripe.

Hiya, Handsome!

Shakespearean levels.