Jesus was incredibly clear in the book of Luke that we are to turn the other cheek at offenses and that if someone took our shirt, we were to offer our coat as well.....Finally, I am left humbled in my inability to determine outcomes and reminded again of how the only thing we can ultimately work on fixing is …

My mom dated him in college. Dodged a damn bullet.

Raise your hand if you think he left his mistress/soul mate for another mistress/soul mate.

How do you choose between an anthropomorphic soul patch and ex-Mr. Goop?

"Derp derp girl on girl movies, derp turning them queermosexual, derp derp derp!"

I AM PRINCESS VAJAZZARAL FROM PLANET MUFFZOR. BOW DOWN BEFORE ME OR YOU SHALL KNOW THE FIERY WRATH OF MY PIERCINGS AND RHINESTONE BIKINI AREA APPLIQUES.

I AM PRINCESS VAJAZZARAL FROM PLANET MUFFZOR. BOW DOWN BEFORE ME OR YOU SHALL KNOW THE FIERY WRATH OF MY PIERCINGS AND RHINESTONE BIKINI AREA APPLIQUES.

Any vagina-derived name would also serve as a great sci-fi character or planet name. To wit:

I cannot be the only one watching this and wishing I'd found the same culture of solidarity when I first got to college and discovered male aggressors acting like they ruled the campus. But change is coming. It's wonderful to see.

I am always in awe of those who can own their experiences in order to push for change. It can't be easy to call attention to yourself and to traumatic events in your past, especially when that means opening yourself up to ignorant victim blaming. I sincerely hope we see the effects of this bravery in the very near…

I find that attitude so disconcerting. Actors don't sign up for being under a public microscope. They sign up for acting and publicizing their projects. For some reason people are nosy about their personal lives but that isn't part of the bargain. A lot of actors manage to keep their personal lives private and some of…

Wait...so they deserve to be under a public microscope just because they make a lot of money? How does that make any sense?

I just have to disagree. Of course there are always exceptions, but for the most part, these people want to be the best at their jobs, to be at the top of their fields, to be recognized for their hard work and accomplishments, and to be compensated for their efforts, the same way that athletes, or business-people, or…

I know people complain when someone expresses a far-fetched contrarian viewpoint on Jezebel posts, but I was thinking about the subject of food theft in relation to the really annoying weirdos who steal your lunch, or sometimes rifle through your lunch and take only the Nigella Nainamo bar, at school or the office ...…

It is impossible to live in America in 2014 and not have some sort of subconscious racial bias. Even if you know you have a bias, and that it's wrong to have a bias, it can be really hard to erase completely. We're all inundated with these cultural messages from childhood, some of that shit is going to stick no matter…

There is so much wrong with this article, where do I begin? First, it assumes that white people who exclusively date other white people are unfairly denying Black and Asian people something important; as if the chance to have a white lover is prize that people of color are fighting for. Secondly, you're subjecting…

Not to downplay the fact that actual racism and white-centric socialized standards of attractiveness probably play into this, but dating — particularly when you are looking for a life partner — is a little different than interacting with a stranger, hiring someone for a job, or even becoming friends. Most people,…

Related words of wisdom from the great minds at People:

No, you don't understand. Their pictures are ACTUALLY being kept in a cloud! It's like in Hunger Games, when they display the fallen tributes in the sky each night. Just look up for boobies!

We ARE talking about an industry that routinely reduces women to the sum of their body parts, and is chiefly responsible for reinforcing every negative stereotype associated with Black Americans; Liberal-Ass Hollywood, HA!