Right? And people feel sorry for us? Love and commitment and security are great and everything, but we're the ones who get to pee with the door open!

YEAH SINGLE PEOPLE FOR THE WIN!!*

Look on the bright side; Statistically, neither can anybody else.

At least it was only four months wasted. I spent 4.5 years on one guy, 2 on another - both of whom chose the most asshole ways to end it.

I'd be interested to see how the numbers change if you include the option "single but cohabiting with a partner." I will grant you marriage is a whole different-if-related kettle of fish, but looking around me, I see very few truly single people (as in, either not seeing someone seriously or not living with someone)…

It's those damned feminists, I tell ya. Teaching women not to put up with bullshit and how to get lost jewelry out of the P-trap. The family structure is doomed. DOOMED.

In a related story parents of singles hurling passive aggressive thinly veiled jibes bout lack of grandchildren have gone up 300%

To be fair, you are, at most, 50th cousins with everyone else on Earth.

but what if your 30th cousin is a doctor?

When it was my kitty's time, I didn't even know such a thing was possible. I just knew I couldn't force my poor little old guy to endure a dreaded car ride. So I checked around and found a vet who made house calls. It was the best thing I could have done. The vet was so kind and patient. I got to hold my boy and…

Apples & Dildos is my new band name.

This headline is so misleading. She wasn't making love to a motorcycle, she was making love to her fingers on a motorcycle. Apples and dildos, Mark.

Seriously, revenge porn bothers the shit out of me so much. I wish everyone who is a rabid consumer of these revenge porn sites gets punched in their genitals.

In my very personal opinion (based on experience, as a child, but an opinion nonetheless), one of the biggest reasons domestic violence is rarely appropriately punished, and one of the biggest reasons women struggle to leave, is that domestic violence is seen as one of those things that is personal and between the…

Yeah, that's the biggest question I had also. The thing is, the details they reveal to the public/media at this phase are so restricted, we may not know for awhile. I had a whirlwind of guesses/assumptions (which really aren't fair to him at this point, honestly). My first guess, if he knew this guy (who would later…

I've worked with the $ of people making 400k and more and I've known a few who lived paycheck to paycheck with as much seeming desperation for each check as people making under 30k. I don't feel sympathy for it but I do understand it better having seen enough of how it happens.

I honestly do not get how the "keeping up with the jones'" kind of lifestyle seems to set in. My partner and I make a good living, not 400k a year good, but pretty good and I'm the first person to say we're incredibly privileged. I know more than a few couples making 50% more than us (or more) who talk about how broke…

This is a joke, right? When am i supposed to start laughing?

"You see, I don't have a lot of money left after I spend it all!"