Parents can't volunteer in the classroom if they don't hve their clearances including Child Abuse, so should any an everyone who works in Hollywood and on stage. A friend who works on Broadway was working on a show with some underage cast members and a guy with a role in the show had previous convictions. The underage…

Except there is a very good chances that the whole lawsuit may have been a scam.

Wait— doesn't EVERYone have a matched set of bookend-beefcakes lying around the house, for waiting on you hand and foot? One for hand, one for foot? Well then. Color me gauche.

I love that she for real has half naked model dudes just hanging around. Saturday Night Live Donatella would be proud.

Immediately posted to my Facebook with the title: "BAD BITCH ALERT."

Debbie Downer: The 77cent figure is about white women. Black women are at 50cents and Latino women are 40cents

I don't know, I'm pretty jazzed about these

I have to admit, as someone with livestock experience, the fact that there's a "birthing pavilion" at a freaking State Fair is troubling. I mean, when we used to show horses at State Fair and we always had to give strangles boosters because if you didn't, it was practically a guarantee they'd be coming home with that.…

It's rarely truly "free." You may not pay them with money, but most subs need so much attention that it's easier to do the cleaning yourself in the end. The older ones might come over and clean without expectation, but the younger ones usually want something out of it.

Truth. My gay pal had the besssstttttt (female) room mate who moonlighted as a dominatrix. They're apartment was cleaned for free by willing subs.

Some lady I met at a party once was telling me that you can get young naked men to come clean your house for free while you degrade them if you're in the right "circle." Which I am not, apparently. I asked her if you have to degrade them and she said yes.

Ban all youths.

Especially when we smoke weed. That's when we become Super Negro Thugs.

Well, he was arrested for possession of narcotics. He was no angel. Therefore it follows that there is a chance that he might have been Satan and used his dark powers to shoot himself in the chest while his hands were hand-cuffed behind his back.

"Also, WTF why is it still ruled a suicide if it physically defies the laws of the universe"

He shot himself in the back without a gun! No wait, he shot himself in the chest without a gun, while his hands were cuffed behind his back! But no, he had a third arm we just didn't know what to do with because there are only two cuffs! No wait, he stole an officer's gun and held a white child hostage! Actually, he…

"Internet shooting hot loads of family planning info". Oh my. *Fans self*

This, and even some magazines. I held onto a copy of Seventeen Magazine from the time I was 13 until 16 because there was a super informative guide to birth control and I had an inkling this info might be important.

How about a generally more informative climate among teenagers about sex and birth control thanks to the Internet shooting hot loads of family planning info all over communities that wouldn't dare let it in their schools?