When I was working at Starbucks right before I left for college, I was nervous about moving far away and everything. This old hippie guy that was one of my regulars told me not to worry because "no matter where you plant a flower, it'll always grow toward the sun". Not the most relevant advice, but it stuck with me,…

Fear not! You can still get ugly, overpriced casual wear courtesy of Victoria's Secret Pink line. Basic bitches, rejoice!

Which is why I abandoned my husband of less than 48 hours and went looking for pussy.

WHY did you say cat café and not catfé???

I wonder what the best legal defense of accused rapists is that *doesn't* involve smearing the victim.

Bigotry is a powerful give-a-fuck motivator.

The 70's. Especially the early and mid 70's.

Early 2000s. No explanation necessary.

My Dad would have asked for some goats

That's not completely true. It's pretty common for boys to take abstinence pledges and wear purity rings as well. They just get to pledge their purity to God rather than their mothers, because men are the protectors and the head of the household not women argle bargle.

True story: In Sunday School in first grade, at some point, a teacher said something to the effect of "all women are virgins when they're born", in answer to someone's question about why the Virgin Mary was called the Virgin Mary (adults get weird and incoherent when trying to explain the intersection of theology and…

I want a "trust your judgment" ring!!!

" Sllleeeep my virgin child. Sllleeeep. And we shall remain this age forevermore. Your innocence shall remain untainted, and I will forever have my full head of hair. Everything after this point is decadence and death, so you and I, my child, shall sleeeeeeep. "

When all the catholic girls in my hometown were getting purity rings, I sort of found myself wanting one. I was (am?) pretty materialistic although in the purity regards I suppose I'm "morally casual". Anyways, my dad bought me a ring and said "this ring should remind you that you're allowed to do whatever you feel…

I believe your citation is wrong. Should be Kate 6:9.

In a roomful of women and men who looked as if they were clad by the Taliban in comparison, she was handed a trophy by Vogue magazine editrix...

Sudden 1900-foot change in depth? Hmm... where have I seen this before...

Do we have a reason to believe the data is incorrect? I'm a market researcher and I do hundreds of surveys a year and this methodology seems legit. People are also more willing to answer questions honestly than the public might think.

See, I think this article kind of touches on what bothers me about this "trend", but from a slightly different angle. It is sort of like these people have the luxury of getting rid of their stuff because deep down they know that if they ever truly need a thing they got rid of, they can jut buy it again. Or they can…

I love the idea of the judges going "We give up. You have spelt ALL THE WORDS."