My Finnish teacher is actually a good friend (from high school) of the graphic designer Timo Berry who designed the stamps. She says he is currently in the middle of "pylly-gate" in Finland (pylly means "butt").

You must also slap the stamp onto the envelope. Hard. No, harder! HARDER!

It's people like YOU that drove the Leftorium out of business!

I'm so glad that the baby was alright and that she grew into such an amazing and confident young woman. This is a good chance to plug Safe Haven laws, which decriminalized leaving newborns in specific places, such as hospitals and fire stations. More information here: http://safehaven.tv/states/

My beloved kitty that passed away last year used to meow furiously at the living room door if I had accidentally locked her out in the kitchen while I was playing piano. She would sit on the bench and purr while I was playing, and she would meow with me if I was singing. And tears.

The fact that this guy keeps playing despite numerous bites on the hand is pretty metal though, right?

1966 called and said they want their fridge back.

The lying test regarding developmental age is probably generally true, but not always. My niece is brilliant and started lying/telling creative stories pretty much as soon as she could talk. When she was four she convinced my brother that her class had gone on a fishing trip that day. She literally told him a fish…

Medical professionals distinguish anorexia nervosa (obsession with controlling food and/or weight control) and anorexia (you can't medically keep food down).

Thanks, Obama!

Did you know North Korea is a republic instead of a dictatorship because their name is People's Republic of Korea? Its right in the name, dum dum!

Okay real talk... Is the 1978 depiction really that off? I mean.... just make it a little more revealing/streamlined and there ya go.

"emotional, impactful and classic story that I know will survive the test of time."

The problem is that if Chan does have an eating disorder, and the university knew about it and did nothing, her family could hold the university legally responsible in the event of her death or another serious health complication. I imagine the university would love to stay out of cases like these, but unfortunately…

They're trying to cover their asses - if a student died of an eating disorder the kid's parents could try to make it look like it was the fault of Yale health employees not catching it. They would rather torture kids who don't have a problem than have someone sue them for millions for not noticing an actual eating…

I can fap to this.

I castrated bulls growing up, so when I get to Washington, I'll know how to affix a tight rubber band to spending's scrotum, cutting off the circulation, and over the course of weeks the blackened spending will drop off. I'm Penabler and I approved this message.