The complete disrespect for women in this law making body is encapsulated in a sequence where during the debate, a male member of parliament pulled a female member ONTO HIS LAP!!! and everyone was a silly gesture, and not harassment. Excellent article on this and its relationship to women's body autonomy and the…

Only in America can a dead black boy go on trial for his own murder.

let them eat cake!

fun and delicious

I take issue with this:

HE'S JUST LIKE MARKING HIS TERRITORY OR WHATEVER WHAT DO YOU GUYS HAVE AGAINST BIOLOGY

I used to be the WORLD'S ASSHOLIEST SIZE QUEEN (okay, maybe second to Rihanna but that's only because she has the advantage of exposure and is also supa hot) but then I experienced the best sex of my life with an average-sized dude and I realized how much of an idiot I was. As always, cliches are cliches for a reason…

I agree. I believe Nice Guys can also be women. I was using a male POV in my example for continuity, but I've known women who have used those lines. I think because I'm still in college, most people I know haven't progressed much past a pretty linear "HE'LL LOVE ME ONE DAY YOU'LL SEE" mentality. But I totally get what…

I think the "she grows to passionately love a good friend over much time" trope is the dude version of the "a make-over and some new shoes will suddenly make the ignored chick super-desirable" trope. Sure, it's within the realm of possibilities, but it's probably very rare and best examined in fiction, not real life.

One Direction tofu nugget Harry Styles puked onstage in Pittsburgh and now 14-year-old Pennsylvania native Talia Greeble is wearing some of it in a vial around her neck

Every time someone leaves Scientology, anangel gets his Guy Fawkes mask. Or something. But good for her, really.

Gotta watch out for those vaginal sparks. They're the 3rd leading cause of bush fires. Just behind pocket rockets and pube friction.

"We love each other… He'll always be in my life regardless of what his girlfriends or future wife think.

Vagina sparks, sounds awesome.

If you do porn, you're a porn star. The industry is very affirmative that way.

I went to wikipedia to read up on these, and came across this:

You are in fact correct, but I think Betty said it best.

My nuts are divided between seven magic horcruxes, and only after the last horcrux is destroyed can my nuts be damaged. The location of each horcrux is a mystery.

So in college, my friends and I invented a new evolutionary set of nuts-related Pokémon.

Is that a young George Washington? Because I heard that motherfucker had, like, 30 god damn dicks.