I'm going to start this, read away if you want.

I say stand there and try and grab that baby! You never know what you might get!

It's the NSA watcher pixel. Now keep reading and just move along quietly.

This gift appears to be traveling the fastest, and therefore should be dodged immediately. Or at least wear a helmet.

There's one tiny grey pixel in the middle of all that black and it's kind of freaking me out.

ONLY acceptable in a communal shower to avoid foot diseases.

These sandals:

Biggest boner killer? Not reading. I'm with John Waters on this one. We may like different books/authors (the Boy Heathen and I only share a few favorite books) but not knowing about huge books? Unforgivable. I went out on a date with a guy I thought I really liked. He was GORGEOUS and funny and we liked the same…

The best is that the people that bitch most about preachy vegans are the ones that tend to be preachy themselves: "Oh, vegans think everyone should only eat vegan stuff and I hate that! C'mon guys, eat some red meat! How can you not eat red meat! GOD BASICALLY TOOK THIS COW AND GRILLED IT FOR YOU HE WANTS YOU TO EAT…

I read M.G. Lord's Forever Barbie several years ago and remember some of the things Barbie's creators said about her measurements. Barbie, of course, is a direct knock off of a German fetish doll, which explains her initial measurements and shape. However, they said that they found that her clothes fit strangely…

I love how realistically beautiful that version of Barbie is, but I feel weirded out that there are actually people being creepy about the shape of her butt right here in the comments.

And, since a metric fuckton is half of a standard fuckton, you're saving calories!

I was always the same way, until I tried Fage Greek yogurt. That shit is delicious. All other yogurt is crap.

I refuse to punish myself because cavemen were too stupid to figure out carbs.

My toddlers hate it, but they still shit themselves so I don't trust their judgement yet.

I love diet soda. I am possibly addicted to it. (Fountain>glass bottle>can>plastic bottle)

I made you a venn diagram to simplify it for you:

I get so excited every time Kim Bondy gets mentioned! I graduated high school with her, she ROCKS!

One of the most important things I learned from my father - don't grow a comb-over. He made that mistake so that I didn't have to.

Yep.