It was always destined to fail. The movies are the history. The props are just props. The Maltese Falcon, Ruby Slippers, and Sam’s piano are all very cool, but most things, including iconic costumes, end up being rather unremarkable.

Because I’m, like, a bad person.

And they let this guy meet Kareem. I am disappoint.

If he missed the dugout he probably didn’t have a long career ahead of him anyway.

I was all in until she set up a fireworks display at the dog hotel. She’s a monster.

I don’t think Focus on the Family should have underground sex dungeons or be involved in human trafficking.. There, I said it.

Well not you, Khan family. Obviously you can’t eat them.

Those champagne popsicles would have been really refreshing on the Bataan Death March. It’s a shame they didn’t think of it.

Yeah, that’s not racism. It’s just a guy who doesn’t like Japan. He has a rational reason.

Glenn Close should have stopped her performance because she can’t sing. Alan Campbell and Judy Kuhn deserved better.

I don’t feel sorry for her, as this means she probably ate brains at some point.

Hold up. Hit Em Up will always be the best, but Ether is definitely in my top 3. How’s that karate class going Jay?

Anyone who could kill a six-year-old in cold blood shouldn’t have a place in our society.

They identify as a genderqueer non-rapist, but they may have straight, consent-fluid sexual interactions.

Who cares? Hirohito, Asaka, and half a dozen others should have been executed after WW2 and the monarchy abolished. They were only spared for a peaceful transition. They should not be venerated.

I don’t understand what Selena Gomez contributes to any of these songs.

It suggests Trump is a child who insists on calling him that.

There’s also a chance they bought it somewhere like Etsy. Hell, this patch is on there now.

The correct answer was, when a pile of championship rings collapses on me.

I don’t know that I would use “sudden death” when describing an 85 year old’s passing.