It’s part of her new campaign: Thirsty? Drink a Pepsi.

O Canada, the pipes, the pipes are calling.

I love these fucking grifters. A 25-year old, who at his last startup couldn’t get customers Hamilton tickets, snookered people into believing he could run a whole music festival.

The Cubs picked up an unrepentant domestic abuser on the cheap and he carried their bullpen in the playoffs. After they won the World Series, nobody mentioned it.

Oh Mike Mayock and his “character concerns.” Character dropped Cam Newton behind Jake Locker and Gabbert in his rankings. Then he turns around and says Manziel is a top ten prospect.

Calls (VOICE) hotline: Yes, I’d like to report an illegal alien who attacked a group of men who were practicing their First Amendment rights of assembly and free speech. Yes, I know he’s illegal. He was born to non-citizens outside of the United States. His adoptive parents then falsified documentation for him. His…

Especially since DJ Khaled kept yelling that she just chafed herself.

Fyre was “planned” during the Obama administration.

An island owned by a narco-terrorist is somehow more desirable than a Sandals? They need to work on their branding.

I’d watch Craig’s spinoff Lazy In Love.

I’ve seen American Dreamz. You’re meant to root for a terrorist. In this movie, you’re meant to root for the noble shark.

Listen.

I’d like to hear her discuss voter fraud. Hers, of course.

I hop so.

Damn, whose side will Hamilton Nolan take?

You nailed it.

Gotcha. I just assumed this was Cleveland speculation.

Or literally anyone who might go in the first round. Cleveland has two picks. They must have interviewed tons of people over the last few weeks.

There are people who only win two grand slams?

I imagine he thought he’d be oot sooner.