Yeah, when the BMW guy started talking about reliability, I rolled my eyes.

That plane belonged to the taxpayers.

That’ll be twenty Hail Kimmys.

I always wondered where Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell taught.

That’s two days in a row Gators did the right thing.

And there wasn’t a complete sentence to be found.

I came here for this. If you can’t appreciate trolling, get out.

Congrats #BlueStarFamilies

I don’t know why she’d be surprised that he was just out to score a lot and didn’t care about their team.

My takeaway was that if this was composed by a staffer, she had better staffers than the current President of the United States.

If you wrote about her for a fiction class, you’d get the criticism that she’s unrealistic and a Mary Sue character.

Michelle Obama is out of everyone’s league.

Call it what it really is, East Kentucky.

It’s totally normal for television shows to start their break in the middle of the week. Bill needs his R&R. Those people with bankers boxes are just taking home the things they will need on vacation.

United can rent a car for their employees and have them drive. Pay the employees the $800. Driving to Louisville takes four hours.

The Passions of Santo.

Should have known it was the Raptors. Vince Carter was on the team at the time.

Well it’s official, Becky can’t have children.

And because no one would trust my football opinion, I’ll suggest he has off the field issues.