Yeah, the correct response is that Scientology is bananas.

No, it doesn’t. There was a gun on the seat of the car. There’s little doubt of that.

You’re buying events with good looking people of the opposite sex. You’re either attractive enough, or rich enough that it doesn’t matter. I don’t know what a consultant is going to do for you.

One of them is the greatest tennis player of all-time. The other isn’t.

I’m sure the Coasties who aren’t getting the raise the rest of the military will get love him.

I look forward to trick-or-treating at all Vikings home games.

You forgot his fumble. It was a five turnover game.

Boo Mel Brooks!

Or their body to crap out.

As much as imprisoning someone is kidnapping.

“This is routine, government record maintenance as prescribed by the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA), which is the ultimate arbiter of how our records are managed. ICE is working to be in full compliance with the federal records authority.”

I’m pretty sure Lil Duval thinks if someone fakes you like that, you have to murder them.

Team Laertes.

Thank God.

Right, but there are annoying people on both sides. The Pollyanna in me wants to give people the benefit of the doubt until they fuck it up. Everyone is in charge of their own sexuality, and as a rule it’s best if everyone minds their own business.

Tebow would likely still be in the NFL if he’d gone to the Jags instead of the Jets. He still made the Jets roster and was in training camp with the Pats. The idea that a Super Bowl QB can’t make the Jets, Jags, or Colts at this point is madness.

Who will play Piggy?

Thank God someone said it.

I can think of tens of millions of reasons they were so interested.

My objection to the show at this point is that the Three-Eyed Raven is the laziest plot device I’ve ever seen.