presumably she spends a great deal of time looking for her upper lip.

Last night I noticed that Rachel Maddow and Chris Hayes made a point of talking about the Americans suffering on Puerto Rico and reminding us that they are, in fact, citizens. Most of the time, they didn’t even make a big deal of it — they’d lead off a report with phrasing like, “After the break, an update on the…

That is a wonderful time for a juror to educate other jurors on jury nullification.

Thoughts and prayers are with the Joan-Harts during this difficult time

Pepto Abysmal.

To be honest, Kevin Hart is not even cute enough or tall enough to be spreading his dick around like that.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

This is a downer.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Or foot stuff!

Do fake heart attacks count as excuses?

Bah gawd, that’s Sam Hinkie’s music!

11. having ears.

Hot take: it’s the “Rack City” of 2017 and nobody will even admit to ever having liked it in two years.

Mmmm...moluments.

Celebrities! They’re just like celebrities!

“after refusing to violate hospital policy”

Asking the right questions