Reminder: when you say you are against feminism, then you are simply saying you do not believe women should be equal to men.

I agree with so many things said in today’s tweets, but particularly Andy Richter’s. I am stickler about those carts too.

That’s a ripe load of bullshit. The Daily Mail chose to use two different terms in their article, and it’s no mistake that they chose to use the term with negative connotations for her and the term with more neutral connotations for him. This kind of thing doesn’t happen in a vacuum.

Actually, don’t fuck James Deen.

I worry that Trey Parker would support Drumpf just to goose The Lefties ‘90s style.

it’s yuge.

Agreed! I’ve worked on a few of their events in the past, and they’ve been my bank for a million years. I’m proud to have their cards in my wallet today! My Mom and I were talking about this because my cousin is moving back to Charlotte. My Mom was like “Oh gahd, why would she want to move to N.C.?” and I told her…

Well done Wells Fargo.

NO! Nothing in this world is as bad a fucking “Calliou.” I will watch endless hours of “Daniel Tiger” before I even fathom watching “Calliou.” It’s a little known fact that “Calliou” is used in secret CIA prisons as an interrogation method so cruel that the Hague has come knocking.

And yet, you’re the one who’s unhappy with how today went. Sad!

Can we just have an open thread of cute dog posts? I mean, here’s my Irish Wolfhound trying SO HARD to get her toy thrown.

my vacation is pooping between my work

Somehow, none of this fills my need for Kardashian-Blac Chyna gossip.

My boys always get the bright blue ice cream at the ice cream shop. Why? Because it turns their poop bright green of course.

Finally I get to share my story publicly in a setting where people WANT to hear it!!! In December 2014, I started having really massive stomach cramps. I thought perhaps I had eaten something bad, or was PMSing, but these cramps were constant. I couldn’t sleep, I stopped being able to eat. I couldn’t stand up…