I feel like the universe is trying to convince me that I love her but I’m not sold. Love Petra, dig the vid. But I just can’t get down with the CRJ fully.

Their YouTube channel is great if you hate “YouTube videos”. Normally I watch the latest music videos and leave, but Clickhole posts these absurd videos and it’s great. This is fantastic:

Same. I don’t do mayo. I hate the sight and the sound and the smell. It’s never been in my house as an adult but I was subjected to seeing it in the refrigerator door as a kid. And the sides of the jar are always greasy.

Finally! I live in the Charlotte area and this action is a much more accurate representation of the attitudes here. The legislators pulled a dick move rushing the bill and the governor here is getting crazier by the second. Hopefully he’ll be out in November and this gives me hope.

Defelintely first and last time. ❤

This segment is my only interaction with Twitter. So yeah. Same. I need it...

That’s amazing! The foresight to bag that sucker... You’re my hero for your coolness in a super effed up situation. Gotta get back to my “Monsters Inside Me” mini-marathon now.

It was my payment for helping a friend at an art show and I’m pretty sure it was the only food in my studio apartment. I was livin’ the dream, obvi.

I realized as I was typing that it is pretty gross. Chased it with grape soda. Learned a lesson.

Yes. Anyone who claims to have never shit themselves is probably lying, I’ve decided. I like to think we’ve all been that sick at some point.

Not super gross but scary and weird:

Me too! I kind of feel like a boss in it. It has changed the rest of any outfit that includes it to also include tight black everything and at least one garment described as “combat ____.”

This is nothing less than an assault on all the senses. I need her sparkly jackets to make up for the time and peace of mind I lost to this.

That’s my thought, too. But I don’t like Snyder’s track record so I’m not holding my breath.

My goal in life is to land that gig! I’m not even an actor. I just want to be cast as “clumsy/clueless white person” who drops their cellphone a lot.

She was totally charming and didn’t break at all. Although I’ve heard no mention of her slipping an s-bomb into the opening song. Maybe I misheard. But she did well, save that awkward performance moment with the jacket.

Guys, I swear we aren’t all rotten. I am a proud North Carolinian but I’m also a feminist and this state’s governing body is an embarrassment. These clowns don’t represent the women of my state and I will be sure to become more and more vocal as we enter primary season and then general election season. This little…